tacotopia

After last week’s debacle we were looking forward to something closer to what got us started.  Plain jane, familiar, comfortable.  As the team of two assembled in front of the entrance of the morning’s eatery we wordlessly communicated our shared  yearning for the upcoming evaluation: “I hope this doesn’t suck.”

It didn’t.  They claim to produce the “best salsa in town” and it was the best thing about the fare.  It is blended so thoroughly that there are no seeds or visual hints of what ingredients it might contain.  It’s color is that of Autumn leaves, orange as the paint on the gorgeous sign hung above the door.  The tacos were big, like a horn-of-plenty set out for we weary pilgrims after our long voyage through the treacherous seas of gastrointestinal persecution. In this story, though, we aren’t the ones giving smallpox blankets to the indians.  So hot was the salsa that it slapped us out of Fall reverie and reminded us that in a few scant minutes we’d be trudging beneath the furnace of the hot Texas sun.

The carne guisada was nice looking, with the color of the sauce also orange so that when combined with the salsa one can’t tell them apart.  On biting into it the flavor was very familiar, and after a while it came to me.  I can’t say this with certainty, but it tastes very much like the HEB frozen Carne Guisada.  The beef was very chewy – just like the HEB brand, and the sauce has the same look and taste.  The only reason I’d know that flavor is because I have bought it many times, and it’s not bad for frozen carne g, but I’d expect more from a Corpus Christi Taqueria. The chorizo & egg wasn’t bad, wasn’t great.  Nothing unusual about it.  Basic.  The tortillas were big – as were the tacos – and weren’t bad, but again – not great.  If they’re homemade they don’t taste it.

I have to admit, I’m still recovering from last weeks corporate romp. As I drove across town in the darkness, I wondered about the fare. I’d never been to Nano’s, but had heard about it for years. It has a significant following and was recommended many times for consideration for a Tacotopia visit. It was dark when I got there and white light blared out the door. The smell of bacon permeated the air. My hopes soared.

The place was cold, like a Blue Norther. I ordered two tacos, a machacado and egg, and a chicharrones and eggs. We barely sat down and the tacos were on the table. They were bountiful. Giant stuffed beauties. The chicharron and egg ranked first. The chicharrones were the small, dense, extremely crunchy ones that originate in Mexico. They were crushed into pieces that brought to mind crushed candy in peppermint ice cream. Except this candy had a rich fried pig flavor mingled with caramelized onions. If not for the mid-grade tortilla, it would have been great. The machacado was also good. The carne seco was very flavorful, maybe a bit jerky-like, but but hey, that’s what it is.

Both tacos were improved by the addition of the burnt-orange salsa. Served in a squeeze bottle, It could have passed for French dressing. The coffee was good, as is usually the case for that Bunn coffee maker. You know the type. The coffee has a rich cafe taste, but is missing the high notes you might get from a press.

In the end, Nano’s didn’t suck. It wasn’t at the top of the scale, but it was a pleasantly cool breeze in our otherwise brutally-hot existence. Salud.

We are left to bear the burden of the cruelest season to the South, but we are thankful for the food we are given.

I found this one randomly driving this morning.  I’d driven by hundreds of times and hadn’t ever been in.  I asked how much for the chorizo & egg, and was answered in Spanish [Note: all discussion of the speaking of Spanish is intended to convey atmosphere, and not as any sort of qualitative measure] and then moments later in English.

Everything about the place (except the awesome signage) seems average and I expected the same from the tacos.  They were, however, very good.  The Chorizo & Egg is among the best I’ve had, with a strong but not overbearing flavor.  The Carne Guisada had a slightly thinner sauce than is typical, and seemed like it hadn’t been cooked as long as some – but the flavor and tenderness can’t be disputed.

The coffee was average, although I was not asked what kind of sugar I wanted and they gave me the pink!  Located right off crosstown on the way to Home Depot I won’t be able to avoid eating here again.

You may have noticed changes to Breakfast Taco Friday. I want to thank you for clicking out of facebook to read this review.  I wanted a little more control than facebook could accommodate.  I’m still transitioning, so expect more changes in the future.  Also, I welcome suggestions – with which you can email me at tacos@whetstonegraphics.com.

This taqueria was recommended by Corpus OfficeWorks’ own in-house saviour Heather Lynch.  If you like industrial urban decay, you’ll enjoy your drive here.  I did have to fend off one panhandler upon entering the drive through but he was deflected by a mere wag of my head.  Great signage.  The drive-through has no remote speaker or menu, but the server spoke english natively and was sharp.  The drive thru sign itself is a rustic masterpiece.

The tacos are slightly larger than normal, with thick homemade tortillas measuring around 8 1/4 inches.  The salsa wasn’t spectacular and they only gave me red.  The chorizo could have had more grease.  The carne guisada was quite good, with a sauce almost as thick as the beef was tender.  It countered the flavor of the salsa well.  Standard coffee. Well worth the short drive.  Especially with the Gabfest.